SIT!!!

I have been watching a lot of the Dog Whisperer on Animal Planet and decided that I should be able to make Harley obey me. We've been working on sit. I've got the paw motion down but she just isn't getting it. Must be because she is so stupid... HA!

Can I Make It Any Clearer??

I did not want my picture taken. I was trying to take a nap. Mom needs to take her camera and get out of my face!

Planning and Zoning Problems

So, I come upstairs from a brief visit to the basement to find out my condo has been relocated! Hmph! No one discussed this with me. Apparently the Planning and Zoning board (Mom and Dad) decided to put some high rise towers in the living room right where I had my little pad! They could have at least told me they were thinking about changes. I guess I shouldn't complain too much. My condo was not destroyed, just moved. And it is now under my favorite window and also gives me close access to Mom when she is on the couch. It's just the principle of the matter. I decided to check out the new towers to see if maybe I want to sublet my condo to Harley (her pad was relocated to the basement... hee hee!). There was a nice opening on the second floor and I thought that I could be comfortable there but Mom informed me that the space was already rented... they haven't moved in yet, perhaps there is still time to negotiate a deal.

Cat Grass!!!

Mom and Dad took Harley to Petco today to get her out of the house for a bit and find some toys that might help her burn off some energy so she'll quit chewing everything in sight! I told them they just need a muzzle and a shock collar... and let me have the shock collar control... she'd behave! But they coddle her so much they decided activity toys are a better way to go... whatever people, when you're ready to talk doggie torture come find me.

However, while they were there Mom bought me some cat grass. I love cat grass! It usually takes her about two weeks before she kills it so I'll have to enjoy it quickly. Now all I have to do is find some rolling papers...

Ha! Ha!

I love to torture Harley when I get a chance. Mom and Dad have finally started punishing her when she's bad and they put her in her cage for puppy time out. When she's in there I like to climb on top of it and lecture her when she can't get her nippy little teeth on me! It's so much fun being the big brother!