How to Drive a Puppy Nuts!

I love standing on the gate and tormenting Harley!

New Furniture!

Mom and Dad got new furniture for the bedroom. I love the dresser!!! It's big and has a mirror I can look in. The best feature is I can stand on it and stare around the corner when Harley is sleepin on the bathroom floor -- and she can't get to me!!! HA!!!

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Mom says I should let sleeping dogs lie... sometimes it's easier said than done.

The Camera Doesn't Lie

I thought I hid my feelings about the new puppy from everyone pretty well... until I saw one of Mom's new scrapbook pages. They say a picture is worth a thousand mews... no kidding. Talk about deer in the headlights! The good news is I really do love Harley. I have a great time romping and playing with her. I did get in trouble for knocking over the dining room chair today (it was the second time that had happened). In my defense... Mom is the one who left the TV on the History Channel and I watched an all day marathon on the benefits of aerial assaults... there's some great tactics to that!

You Gotta Watch Her Every Minute

Boy, this puppy watching is tough work. She's always into everything! Anything she comes across has to go in her mouth! Last night... she chewed through the laptop power cord... I thought for sure Mom would get rid of her then... but no! Mom just said that Harley's a puppy and she should have put the cord out of her reach! Can you believe that??? Unreal! If I chewed through a cord I'd be in a lot of trouble!

It Was So Funny!

Dad got up this morning, and for no reason at all he put Harley in a little puppy jail cell in the basement. Boy was she pissed!!! I thought it was kind of funny. I could still go anywhere in the house and she was stuck in her cell! She kept complaining that it was false imprisonment and she didn't even get a trial, etc., etc. I'd listen to her for a while and then go nap on the bed for a while before checking on her again. Then Mom got home and let her out... she attacked me! We did have some fun playing chase... and I've reclaimed my place on the bed.

She's Kind of Fun

Harley, that's the puppy's name.. is kind of fun. She woke up this morning and we played and played in the living room. She chased me, I chased her... I love getting on a chair or stool and swiping at her tail when she romps by. She does sleep a lot... I go in and look in on her when she's sleeping. I've been sharing my toys with her but I draw the line when she starts eating my food. Perhaps a baby sister isn't the worst thing in the world.

I said PONY, not PUPPY!

I can't believe it. Mom and Dad brought home a puppy. I asked for a pony!!! She's only 7 weeks old and really little. Mom keeps telling me that soon she'll be bigger than me but I don't believe it. She's really curious about everything. The minute she came in the door she was licking my face! YECH! Puppy germs. I've been keeping my eye on her but I prefer to watch her from a high perch. We'll see how this works out.

I want a pony!!!

Yeah... a pony... I want a pony!!! I'll feed it and walk it and muck it's stall and everything.

Our back yard is big enough... it would be perfect. I could ride the pony and brush it. It would be no trouble at all for Mom and Dad. They're trying to convince me that a puppy would be a much better pet... but nope, I want a pony.