Boy They're REALLY Sucking Up To Me!

Last week was vacation for Mom and Dad. They went to Washington, DC with my cousins and Grand-Mew-Mew and I went to sleep away camp. They said it was going to be just like a spa... liars!!! It was not like a spa! I had to spend all day in a cage. No massages, no facials, no mud baths. Not to mention there were barking dogs all over the place... I couldn't even get any good beauty sleep.

Well, they got home and I let them know how miserable I was for about the first hour. Then they were super nice! I've gotten lox and lox of lovin'. I can climb all over them anytime I want to. They spent a lot of time cuddling with me this weekend too... so I guess I'll forgive them. However, we're going to seriously discuss new arrangements for me the next time they go out of town!

I miss my girlfriend

I miss my girlfriend. I like the new house, don't get me wrong, but there are no cats here. I keep trying to get ahold of Moose but she's not returning my phone calls or e-mails. I miss her. We used to have long talks during the day when Mom and Dad were gone to work. I tried to get Dad to go pick her up last Friday night and bring her over here but he wouldn't do it... schmuck!

There were also a couple of other cats that we hung around with. The poker group hasn't been able to find a time to meet up. I haven't been able to get over to the old neighborhood... and the guys haven't been able to get here because it's too darn hot during the day.

I'm just gonna lay here and dream about Moose and maybe later on I'll try to call her again.

My favorite perch

I love to lay in the front window behind the blind. I can watch the street from a safe perch and also spy on Mom and Dad in the living room. They never know when I am hidden in the blind.

What the Hell???

Just what the hell is this thing??? Mom came dragging it home today. I guess it's supposed to be some sort of art and I'm supposed to be flattered because it's supposed to resemble a cat. Hmph! I'm so not impressed! I guess it's ok... I'm just feeling a bit miffed because I got in trouble for scratching the leather loveseat and using the new carpet as a scratching pad. In my defense... both of my scratching posts are covered in carpet and mom did put this rug down on what was my soccer field until they most uncerimoniously dropped a dining room table and rug in the middle of it.

On a better note, my cousin Donald is here and he and I played a lot this afternoon. Nice to have someone around who is paying more attention to me and less attention to frivolous things like decorating and hanging pictures.