The Art, The Beauty...

I've taken up flower arranging. I love taking a heap of stems and making them into something beautiful. The art of it... the beauty... and when I'm done, there is something for everyone to enjoy! Of course, I have to make sure that Harley keeps her mangy little nose away... I tell you, that puppy is into everything! But alas, I digress, I think I'll go sit with my roses and relax for a while.

This is how the universe should be -- me on the couch... the dog on the floor!!! HA HA HA!!!

More Scrapbooking

Harley is locked up during the day so I've been able to catch up on some scrapbooking. I got this layout started but I need some inspiration to get it finished. Maybe if I lay here for a while I'll get a great idea.

Sheesh... Now I'm A Dentist

Harley thought she had a cavity - she's such a hypchondriac, so I decided to take a look. I had her open wide and peeked inside. Turned out it wasn't a cavity, the little knucklehead bit her tongue while barking at her shadow. So, I told her to rinse out her mouth and take it easy for a day or two, she should be fine. I'm sending Mom and Dad a bill for doggie dental services!

Weekend Job

I got a weekend job. I opened a store at the Renaissance Festival... Cosmos Coin Exchange. Basically I take people's money and exchange it for crap! It's a great racket. Well, this was opening weekend and I was really proud of my booth so I got complimentary tickets for the whole family. It was so embarassing! Harley insisted on having her picture taken with all the cutouts that are for the human kids! She got an audience with the queen... boy she thinks she's hot stuf because of that but the queen talks to everyone. The worst part, Harley was a regular little kissing bandit! She kissed EVERYONE! Talk about the town tramp! Sheesh girl, have some pride in the family name. I was disappointed because I wanted to introduce Mom and Dad to my new friends but I didn't want them to know that the kissing bandit was my sister! My favorite guy, Evil, he hates everything. I thought he was so cool... then my baby sister tamed him... it was so embarassing. He kept crying out "you don't see this" but everyone did. Maybe I should just embrace it and open up a kissing booth next to my coin exchange... puppy kisses $1... it could work.