Tuesday, March 28, 2006

I've Resigned Myself to the Facts

I've resigned myself to the fact that this is going to happen. Mom is going to win. I drink Scotch tonight for tomorrow I shall be neutered. I so dreamed of one day having a large family of my own - my sons Cosmo Jr., Cosmo III, Cosmo IV, Cosmo V, Cosmo VI, Cosmo VII and Cosmo VIII and my beautiful daughters Cosmosita, Cosmopolitan, Cosmosis and Cozimota. But alas, that will not be. A toast to my would be progeny! Perhaps I can adopt.