I have a new alter-ego... Super Cosmo! I'm faster than a speeding insect... able to leap tall coffee tables in a single bound. Basically, I'm responsible for things running smoothly at home. I keep mom and dad in line. One false move and it's a quick bite on the ankles to show them right from wrong. It's not easy being the protector of the family but I take my job seriously. And I must be effective... so far everything is running pretty smoothly. Scary to think what I could accomplish if I had opposable thumbs.
