She's trying to kill me!!!! Harley got ahold of the scissors the other day and she was coming at me... I swear that dog has a screw loose! I wanted to call the police and file assault charges but Mom told me I was being a little dramatic. Um, hello! The dog is attempting to carve me into nice kitty filets and she thinks I'm being dramatic!!! Anyway, Mom should have listened to me, the no good dog ate Dad's eyeglasses last night... at least sue her for destruction of personal property!
