Today was Mom's birthday. I gave her a nice festive collar for me. You see, Mom likes to do a family portrait every year with she and dad wearing Christmas sweaters... I thought if I had a Christmas collar she'd let me in the picture this year. She's still not too sure about the idea. Come to think of it, now that I'm wearing said festive collar, I'm not too sure I like the idea. I've developed this ringing in my ears every time I move. It does however have a great tag on it with my name and phone number... perhaps I could leave it on Slutty Girl Cat Two Doors Down's step and she'd call me to make arrangements to return it... yeah, that's a great idea... I'm gonna have to go work on that!
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